One drive-thru misunderstanding gave Taco Bell a brand-new name in our family…
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What started as a beach ball turned into a survival story on a rock island…
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The one that looked homemade out-fished everything money could buy…
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I was posting with total confidence until I realized I’d been running toward the wrong goal…
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A week of singing about crab legs ended with one unforgettable Red Lobster review…
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For one perfect second, she was the hero…
Continue readingWe thought we were Evel Knievel; we were not
We were sure this was the jump that would finally make us legends, right up until the landing reminded me otherwise…
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At ten, I was sure Disney Channel was one video away from discovering me…
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I was five, trapped in a toddler swing, and my parents chose laughter over rescue…
Continue readingI waited for the bus on a Sunday
I waited so long I practically became part of the fence…
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